where to begin...

During the day Bompa is much more lucid and knows how to do most things...but when he first got his rascal scooter, he took it out for a ride around the backyard.  When he got out as far as he could go, I saw him start messing with the levers that keep the steering column straight and the seat straight and I thought what is he doing?   Well, after a few moments, he drove around close to where I was and I asked him how it was going.  He said "how do I drop the blade down?"   Uh, Bompa, it's not a mower it's just for riding around!  He has spent so much of his life on his riding mower that he thought that's what he was driving.   I thought to myself, I really ought to just set him up on the mower.  He'd probably do a great job!