"No Bompa, seriously I'm not the Asst Chief at the Eagleville Fire Dept! The president is not throwing me a party to celebrate my promotion. And the Chief there is not the owner of the Christmas Tree Shop. And just because she is the owner of the Christmas Tree Shop does not necessarily mean that she is married to Santa Claus." Yes he was dead serious! And then sadly he asked me if I knew where the bathroom was in his apartment because he couldn't remember!